Rasky's Halloween Poems And Jokes






Who Will Trick-Or-Treat With Me?

The first year she was a pumpkin
And she donned a bright orange smock
Her daddy took her trick-or-treating
Though she had not learned to walk

The next year she was a bunny
And on one leg, she would hop
While her left ear stood up straight
And the right would swing and flop

Then a bride costume from Grandpa
A long skirt and lacy blouse
But she tripped over the train
So daddy carried her to each house

The fourth year brought us Lion King
And she roared both day and night
She was either "Simba" or was "Nala"
I never could get that right!

The next Halloween as she got dressed
She just kept on asking why
If she was indeed "Supergirl"
Why then could she not fly?

Her sixth year, she was all in pink
Protecting us all from danger
As she kicked and "karate-chopped" the air
As "Kimberly, the Power Ranger"

When she was seven, she wore a yellow gown
She was "Beauty," to say the least
Insisting that her little sister
By default, was the "Beast"

In my heart I knew the time would come
And this year our walk together ends
She said, "it's not cool for mom to go
I want to walk with all my friends"

So, I'm figuring out what I will say
Rehearsing one excuse after another
In case she notices the "ghost" behind her
Walks a little bit like her mother!

And I still have Halloweens to come
My other daughter is only three
What worries me is...when she grows up
Who will trick or treat with me?

Author Unknown


Advice On How To Sleep Well On Halloween Night

The thing to remember when you go to bed
Is hang strings of garlic high over your head
So werewolves and vampires won't come to call
In fact you won't get many callers at all
'Cause garlic is smelly, besides its success
With magical creatures who visit distress
On humans who read scarey stories at night
And sleep in their bedrooms without a night-light

The thing to remember when you go to bed
Is putting a cross at your foot and your head
'Cause witches and vampire bats are religious
And touching a sign like a cross gives them hideous
Goosebumps and warts, hives, the welts and the itches
Which nobody likes, even vampire bats and witches
But try not to toss or to turn in your bed
If you kick off the crosses you're gonna wake dead

The thing to remember when you go to bed
Is watch out for goblins who munch on your head
What stops them is water, so ask for a glass
Then pour it around so the goblins can't pass
Or else make a run for the bathroom and turn
On the hot and cold faucets and watch goblins squirm
As a last chance, since goblins all fear running streams
If you don't own a bathroom, dream water-filled dreams

So---That's My Advice
Now Just Turn Off The Light
Hope You Sleep Well The Next Halloween Night!

Author Unknown


I'm A Little Pumpkin


I'm a little pumpkin
Orange and stout
Chaulked full of seeds that you can take out
When you've carved my face in
Then I'll be
The, Cutest, Scariest, Funniest, Jack-o-Lantern you ever did see!

Author Unknown


5 Little Pumpkins

5 little pumpkins sitting on a gate
The first one said "Oh it's getting late!"
The second one said "There are witches in the air"
The third one said " I don't care"
The forth one said " Isn't Halloween fun!"
The fifth one said "We'd better run, run, run"
O-o-o-o- went the wind and OUT went the light
and the 5 little pumpkins rolled out of sight!

Author Unknown


It`s Halloween! It`s Halloween!
The moon is full and bright
And we shall see what can't be seen
On any other night

Skeletons and ghosts and ghouls
Grinning goblins fighting duels
Werewolves rising from their tombs
Witches on their magic brooms

Author Unknown


The Goblin

There`s a goblin as green as a goblin can be
Who is sitting outside and is waiting for me

When he knocked on my door and said softly,"Come play!"
I answered,"No thank you, now please,go away!"

But the goblin as green as a goblin can be
Is still sitting outside and is waiting for me

Trick or treat, trick or treat
Give us something good to eat

Give us candy, give us cake
Give us something sweet to take

Give us cookies, fruit and gum
Hurry up and give us some

You had better do it quick
Or we`ll surely play a trick

Trick or treat, trick or treat
Give us something good to eat

Author Unknown


Bobbing For Apples

Watch us bobbing for an apple
For an apple apple apple
But no apple apple apple
Not an apple can I get

Oh I cannot catch an apple
Not one apple apple apple
Through my sister got an apple
All I got was soaking wet!

Author Unknown


Haunted House

There`s a house upon the hilltop we will not go inside
For that is where the witches live
Where ghosts and goblins hide
Tonight they have their party
All the lights are burning bright
But oh we will not go inside The haunted house tonight
The demons there are whirling and the spirits swirl about
They sing their songs to Halloween
"Come join the fun," they shout
But we do not want to go there
So we run with all our might
And oh we will not go inside The haunted house tonight

Author Unknown


Happy Halloween

It`s late and we are sleepy
The air is cold and still
Our jack-o-lantern grins at us
Upon the window sill

We`re stuffed with cake and candy
And we`ve had a lot of fun
But now it`s time to go to bed
And dream of all we`ve done

We`ll dream of ghosts and goblins
And of witches that we`ve seen,
And we'll dream of trick-or-treatng
On this happy Halloween

Author Unknown


Halloween Jokes

Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A. They're afraid of flying off the handle!

Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice Scream

Q. What do witches put on their hair?
A. Scare spray

Q. Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
A. Because he was in need of a light snack

Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A. Boo boos

Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A. Because of his coffin

Q: Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?
A: It's good for the bones

Q: What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween?
A: White Pillowcases

Q: What was the witches' favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling





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