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Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs
She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb
She asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb
Their insight may surprise you

Better to be safe than....................punch a 5th grader

Strike while the .........................bug is close

It's always darkest before................Daylight SavingsTime

Never underestimate the power of..........termites

You can lead a horse to water but.........how?

Don't bite the hand that..................looks dirty

No news is................................impossible

A miss is as good as a....................Mr.

You can't teach an old dog new............math

If you lie down with dogs, you'll.........stink in the morning

Love all, trust...........................me

The pen is mightier than the..............pigs

An idle mind is...........................the best way to relax

Where there's smoke there's...............pollution

Happy the bride who.......................gets all the presents

A penny saved is..........................not much

Two's company, three's....................the Musketeers

Don't put off till tomorrow what..........you put on to go to bed

Laugh and the whole world laughs with
you, cry and..............................you have to blow your nose

None are so blind as......................Stevie Wonder

Children should be seen and not...........spanked or grounded

If at first you don't succeed.............get new batteries

You get out of something what you.........see pictured on the box

When the blind leadeth the blind..........get out of the way

And the favorite...

Better late than..........................pregnant


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#1 Better to be safe than....................

#2--Strike while the .........................

#3--It's always darkest before................

#4--A rolling stone gathers no ..........

#5--You can lead a horse to water but.........

#6 Don't bite the hand that..................

#7--No news is................................

#8--A miss is as good as a.....................

#9--You can't teach an old dog new............

#10--If you lie down with dogs, you'll.........

#11--Love all, trust...........................

#12--The pen is mightier than the..............

#13--An idle mind is...........................

#14--Where there's smoke there's...............

#15--My kingdom for.......................

#16--A penny saved is..........................

#17--Two's company, three's....................

#18--Don't put off till tomorrow what..........

#19--It's always darkest before..............................

#20--None are so blind as......................

#21--Children should be seen and not...........

#22--If at first you don't succeed.............

#23--A penny saved is a .........

#24--When the blind leadeth the blind..........


How Do You Decide Who To Marry?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff
Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports
She should keep the chips and dip coming

Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry
God decides it all way before
You get to find out later who you're stuck with

Kirsten, age 10

What Is The Right Age To Get Married?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then

Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at
You got to be a fool to get married

Freddie, age 6

How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married?

You might have to guess
Based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids

Derrick, age 8

What Do You Think Your Mom And Dad Have In Common?

Both don't want any more kids

Lori, age 8

What Do Most People Do On A Date?

Dates are for having fun
People should use them to get to know each other
Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough

Ynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies
That usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date

Martin, age 10

What Would You Do On A First Date That Was Turning Sour?

I'd run home and play dead
The next day I would call all the newspapers
I'd make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns

Craig, age 9

When Is It Okay To Kiss SomeOne?

When they're rich.BR>
Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen
So I wouldn't want to mess with that

Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this
If you kiss someone
Then you should marry them and have kids with them
It's the right thing to do

Howard, age 8

Is It Better To Be Single Or Married?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys
Boys need someone to clean up after them

Anita, age 9

How Would The World Be Different If People Didn't Get Married?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?

Kelvin, age 8

How Would You Make A Marriage Work?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck

Ricky, age 10




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