Ebenezer Scrooge Says
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Yesterday"

When The Salesman Brings The Bill
And The Cost Makes You Feel Ill
But You Grit Your Teeth And Pay Up Anyway
And You Trudge Home Through The Rain
Then You Trudge Right Back Again
'Cause The Pattern's Wrong
Or It's Just Far Too Long
Or They Hate Grey
Well I Wish It Could Be Christmas Yesterday

With The Presents Opened And The Mess All Cleared Away
Oh
I Wish It Could Be Christmas Yesterday
We Could Do Without This Christmas

Auntie Bobbie's In A Mood
Ricks Being An Ass
Cause Little Allie Is Throwing Food
And Megan's A Vegetarian
But You Already Knew That!

Then To Add To All The Fun
You Find The Turkey's Overdone
So You Are Chomping On Leather
With A Slight Taste Of Feather
In A Hat

Well, I Wish It Could Be Christmas Yesterday
With The In-laws Banished And The Kids Out Of The Way
Yes, I Wish It Could Be Christmas Yesterday
We Could Do Without This Christmas

Now The Kids Are Near To Blows
Over Who Gets The Next Go
On The "Greatest Must-Have Wonder Toy Du Jour!"
But At Least You Have Bought Some Peace
A Few Hours Of Sweet Release
But They Will Get Bored Soon Enough
Just Like They Did With All The Stuff
You Have Bought Before

Well, I Wish It Could Be Christmas Yesterday
But Until It Is I Will Stay Out Of The Way
Yes, I Wish It Could Be Christmas Yesterday
We Could Do Without This Christmas

Yes
I Have Had Enough Of Christmas!

Guess I'll Just Go Finish My Milk And Cookies
Alone









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